How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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