poo poo you you doo doo too too

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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nick toth

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

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