Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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