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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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