- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

this site is funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

a Jew had a small nose

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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