Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Whats Obama's last name?

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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