A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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