What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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smug face >:}

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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