What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Dylan Eichas

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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