What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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poop.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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japan4.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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