What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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women's rights

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What?

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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