- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Invisible Television.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Cole is "good" at soccer

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

smug face >:}

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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