Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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SNAPPLE!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

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