What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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