What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Boom.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Anti Joke

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