Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats annoying and black? black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

i said wut wut in the butt!

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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