Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Women's Rights

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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this site is funny.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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