What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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