A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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GIVE

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Women's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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