How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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