Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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???????????? WTF?

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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