oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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