How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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SNAPPLE!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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