What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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