What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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