- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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