Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Invisible Television.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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