Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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???????????? WTF?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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