The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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