- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

your mommy so gehto shes black

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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George Bush.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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