What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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black people. that is all...

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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