What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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