What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Womens rights

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Arron Glass

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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