Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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