Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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