George Bush.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Fat people.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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