What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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