- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Miley Cyrus.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

How are you this morning?

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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