A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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