Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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