- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Women's Rights.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

boobs

sexual intercourse.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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