- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

if you read this you are gay

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

America

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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