Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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