I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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