Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Arron Glass

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