How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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am i invited to party? no

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Arron Glass

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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