What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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