A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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