Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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