Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A seal walks into a club...

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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I've got a boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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