What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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