how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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