What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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