Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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penis

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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