- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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