What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Sarah Palin

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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