Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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whats black. an african american person

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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women's rights

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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