Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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