What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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