That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Kony 2012

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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