What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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nick toth

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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