- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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