a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Wumbo

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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