What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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