why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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