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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wumbo

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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