knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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womens sports...

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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