Women's Rights

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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