whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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