Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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