There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's Rights

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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BUT HWY?

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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The white guy did it!

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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