panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Good to see you today!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Christians

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Obama 2012

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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hrih

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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