Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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