if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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