Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jesus

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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69.9

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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