Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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