what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Anti Joke

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