Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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