Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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anti-joke teehee

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Runescape.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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