A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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