You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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2+2= 478

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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