Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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