Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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The NBA lockout

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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