Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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