What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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minorities

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equality for women

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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