Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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