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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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