Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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