A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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