what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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The NBA lockout

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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