- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

9/11

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

your mom

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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