What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Knock Knock! Come in.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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