Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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